10 Reasons why Paris Hilton is total trash:
Current mood: cranky
A top ten as Letterman does it:
10) Her book, Confessions of an Heiress, gives her advice on how it is to live the life of an heiress. Oh, poor baby...
9) In September 2006, she was arrested for driving under the influence and subsequently sentenced to 36 months probation and had her license suspended. In February 2007, she was stopped for driving at 70 mph in a 35 mph zone and charged with violating her probation.
8) Her being labeled "an actress" after The Simple Life and tiny bits in crap films like House of Wax are an insult to real actors.
7) Her so-called "beauty" is not considered beautiful by most men. As one guy said in Cosmopolitan magazine in 2006, "Paris looks like an overcooked chicken."
6) The woman has no decency! Shouldn't she have made SURE that her ex didn't have anything that would make her look like a slut? (i.e.- the home-made porno!) I guess she forgot that one...
5) Her talent as a "singer." "According to June 2007 news reports, however, Hilton has been dropped by Warner Bros. Records because single and album sales did not meet expectations" Ok, that means that she's not a good musician. Period.
4) She will, officially, be named the World's Most Overrated Celebrity in the 2007 Guiness Book of World Records. Some may say she's a "saavy self-publicist," but in reality, she's just as common as your local streetwalker. Nice.
3) She came in second to Britney Spears as "Worst Celebrity Role Model" of 2007. And why not? Girls have developed eating disorders and have gone dangerously tan (cancer-prone) as a result of glamorizing Paris.
2) She encouraged young persons to vote in the presidential elections and then the media discovered that she hadn't even voted let alone registered to vote!
1) The #1 reason Paris Hilton is trash is because she has a beautiful exterior but a horrible personality, which makes her worth, well, worthless. Too bad many young guys out there are still dazzled by her cliche dumb blonde persona.